Mr. Vick, Don’t do it. You can beat this. I mean, you are a celebrity and shouldn’t have to exist within the rules, laws, and moral standards us average citizens have to abide by. No way should they make a celebrity go to prison. And besides, you can beat this. Outside of the [...]
And the First Points Are on the Board!!!
The Sport Crime League The Beef Catchers jump out to an early season lead with number #1 draft pick Michael Vick scoring an impressive 500 points before even making a court appearance. Much to the chagrin of Optimus Crime fans, the Beef Catchers’ lead was extended by Stephen Jackson’s court appearance, which resulted in a [...]
The Sports Crime League Draft
The draft is now beginning and will be held via email… With the first pick in the 2007 Big Foam Finger Criminal Activity Draft, The Beef Catchers select Michael Vick from the Atlanta Falcons. You can keep your Tank Johnsons, your Pacman Joneses, and your other thuggish NFL players with made up names. I’ll take the [...]
Crime League Team Names
Without a pause, Scott has announced his team will be the Beef Catchers. After much deliberation, I have decided my team will be Optimus Crime. The random number generator decided that the Beef Catchers will select first and they are officially on the clock -
Foam Finger’s Fantasy Sports Crime League
All the sports sites do Fantasy Football, Baseball, and Basketball. While these leagues can make watching your sport of choice a little more exciting, they’ve basically been the same for years and years now. It’s time to introduce something new to fantasy sports. That being said, let me welcome you to the inaugural season of [...]
