“Hey, remember when Kobe raped that chick?” - Shaquille O’Neal upon reporters asking him about that Las Vegas hooker.
“Ouch, my face!” - John Daly
“Oh, what’s the big deal? So I passed on a venereal disease and used a fake name. It’s not like I’m out there maiming pets or anything.” – Michael Vick during the “Ron Mexico” lawsuit.
“Shaquille O’Neal is the greatest player of all time. I’d (censored) his (censored) off.” – Bill Walton
“Slam Bam, Baby. Dunkaroo, bippity boppity boo, thingamajig, dipsy whipsy nipsy russell! Take it to the rackamackaslackajacka, baby! Slobbery knobbery with a diaper dandy in the biscuit flipper sandwich jarhead fluankerton, floopstick! Get a T.O.!” – Dick Vitale when asked his opinion on Florida’s chances of a third champisonship since losing so many players to the NBA draft this year.
“ Oh, What’s the big deal? So I run some dog fights. It’s not like i’m out there passing along a venereal disease and using a fake name.” – Micheal Vick, upon his FBI arrest.
“The Spurs, by at least seven and a half points.” - NBA referee Tim Donaghy when asked by co-worker “So, who do you think is going to win tonight?”
“Michael…Vick…, Michael Vick… nope, doesn’t ring any bells. I don’t think he works here. He might only be an urban legend or something. Maybe you made him up.” – NFL Commissioner Roger Goodall during a recent press conference when asked how he planned on dealing with the Michael Vick situation.
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